Top 10 ‘Mature Rated Games’ AT NUMBER 1 – Duke Nukem 3D...

AT NUMBER ONE – DUKE NUKEM 3D C’mon…you knew it had to be the Duke! We remember opening a certain PC magazine many years ago, which offered a demo disc of a new FPS game. The screenshots displayed gameplay showing what looked like pig demons, with huge fangs. The dude you were playing as, seemed to have a kick ass big gun, ideal for the job…so being the young and curious gamers that we were then…we decided to give it a try. We suddenly found ourselves all out of bubble gum, wanting to kick some serious ass and in search of tassel wearing, big boobed strippers…yeah…our parents didn’t see much of us that week… Duke Nukem 3D begins with the Duke heading back from a previous mission. Before he’s able to land, he’s ship is shot down by those weird pig demon aliens. As you see your ship plummet to the ground, you start the game seeking revenge and wanting to kill every non-human you encounter. As you progress, you suddenly realise that these aliens have completely overrun LA, killed pretty much every man, women and child, but for some unknown reason…are capturing and taking hostage, every gorgeous women in the city and are making them dance for cash! (try to look shocked and don’t smile). As you progress further into the game, Duke comes across several women who seem to be cocooned in alien slime. They beg Duke to kill them and if Duke grants their wish, a hell load of aliens then ambush the Duke. But why would the aliens do this? Duke later finds out that these aliens are trying to hatch queen aliens, through these gorgeous ladies! The Duke can’t allow that…so all out war...

Top 10 ‘Mature Rated Games’ AT NUMBER 2 – SIN...

At Number 2 – Sin Sin was one of the first adult themed FPS games, that focused on entertainment for mature audiences. Around this time, many games were suitable for all players and complex story lines, great soundtracks and movie spin offs, were non existent. This made games for mature audiences, a risk for developers, but we’re glad Ritual took the leap and produced this great ’18 cert’ game. From the moment you started playing, you knew this was an FPS unlike many others. Getting behind the uber mass of a chain gun, while flying around a building populated by bad guys, brought some ultra violent carnage, but it was one hell of an opening scene. This let you know from the very beginning, that Sin wasn’t here to pass the time, or buy for your younger nephew…it was one bad ass adult themed game and it would go down in gaming history as one of the industries greats, with huge  balls of steel! The main character was Blade. He was a kick ass cop who didn’t take any shit.  Blades ‘one liners’ in bad situations, as well as conversations between his computer wiz side kick JC, were funny, engaging and well suited to the darker tone that the game set. In fact, the dialog and attitude with the main characters, helped make the game what it was. Any FPS worth it’s weight, needs ammo hungry goodies and Sin offered just that. Blades trusty magnum was his best friend and was a huge handgun that packed a huge punch and sent the bad guys flying, once they’d shed their fair share of blood. Sin was one of the only FPS games, where you actually felt comfortable with the default...

Top 10 ‘Mature Rated Games’ that should be brought back and made EVEN SEXIER! (Part 3)...

At Number 5 – Rumble Roses Rumble Roses is probably the king (or queen) of the sexy beat em up genre. No other game has character models as hot as this, complete with gorgeous beauties in sexy outfits, that like nothing more than to pull off move after move, that fully exposes every hump and curve. Rumble Roses set out to offer a sexy experience and that’s exactly what it achieved. Most games that even attempted to do this, often fell flat on their face, but Rumble Roses was the only game to offer rather good gameplay, for a game of it’s kind (most would just have you taking photos of character models on a beach…know what we mean?). Rumble Roses took the beautiful sport of wrestling and used this to create gorgeous female character models, with super hot costumes. With these, they created some super hot entrances. Now, any of you reading this may feel that certain restraints would have to be made and that a wrestling game for a console, can’t possibly be that kinky right? WRONG! You’ll actually be amazed at what Konami have been able to do here…prepare to look in amazement…really! First you have moves that are really designed to expose cleavage, up skirts and sexy round butts, but it’s what these hot wrestling babes wear and how they enter the ring, that really gets you thinking….dirty and devilish thoughts. Maids, nurses, catwomen, dominatrix suits, bunny suits, cowgirl costumes….everything like this is available for the girls to wear, as they throw each other around the ring, to your delight. But…the entrances are just something else! Nurses entering in hot latex, then get x ray scanned in front of the audience, air hostesses enter with...