Top 10 ‘Mature Rated Games’ that should be brought back and made EVEN SEXIER! (Part 3)

At Number 5 – Rumble Roses

Rumble Roses is probably the king (or queen) of the sexy beat em up genre. No other game has character models as hot as this, complete with gorgeous beauties in sexy outfits, that like nothing more than to pull off move after move, that fully exposes every hump and curve.

1...2...3....lock....and expose! See what we mean....nice! - Copyright Konami

1...2...3....lock....and expose! See what we mean....nice! - Copyright Konami

Rumble Roses set out to offer a sexy experience and that’s exactly what it achieved. Most games that even attempted to do this, often fell flat on their face, but Rumble Roses was the only game to offer rather good gameplay, for a game of it’s kind (most would just have you taking photos of character models on a beach…know what we mean?).

Rumble Roses took the beautiful sport of wrestling and used this to create gorgeous female character models, with super hot costumes. With these, they created some super hot entrances.

The Rumble Roses costumes are incredible. Here one of the Rumble ROses babes, like to wrestle in a PVC nurse costume...awesome! - Copyright Konami

The Rumble Roses costumes are incredible. Here, one of the Rumble Roses babes, likes to wrestle in a PVC nurse costume...awesome! - Copyright Konami

Now, any of you reading this may feel that certain restraints would have to be made and that a wrestling game for a console, can’t possibly be that kinky right? WRONG! You’ll actually be amazed at what Konami have been able to do here…prepare to look in amazement…really!

First you have moves that are really designed to expose cleavage, up skirts and sexy round butts, but it’s what these hot wrestling babes wear and how they enter the ring, that really gets you thinking….dirty and devilish thoughts.

Maids, nurses, catwomen, dominatrix suits, bunny suits, cowgirl costumes….everything like this is available for the girls to wear, as they throw each other around the ring, to your delight. But…the entrances are just something else!

This wrestiling babe, enters on a table, wearing a latex corset dress and garters. She can't stop touching herslef! - Copyright Konami

This wrestling babe, enters on a table, wearing a latex corset dress and garters. She can't stop touching herself! - Copyright Konami

Nurses entering in hot latex, then get x ray scanned in front of the audience, air hostesses enter with hardly anything on and then there’s this kinky little bitch (above) who is head to toe in latex and acts as if she hasn’t had it in years! There are too many hot entrances to list, so we’re just gonna focus on this:

Yup...she's bent over in her latex corset dress, exposing herself, with her hands up agai

Yup...she's bent over in her latex corset dress, exposing herself, with her hands up against the wall...DANCING! We said you wouldn't believe what this game delivers! - Copyright Konami

MAKE IT SEXIER:

Ah…make it sexier….this section is usually for games that really need to work on this aspect of their game….but Rumble Roses would end up on a sex shop shelf, if it got any sexier.

The best we can say, is focus on a fantastic wrestling game. Bring in a well written story, that has something for every character. Let the player have another reason to play as these babes (besides the obvious). Introduce interactive objects around the ring, as well as interactive stages and make hot – fully customisable moves. Even sexy costumes can be expanded in number, but what about full customisation? What about taking a latex corset and matching it with latex stockings, or taking an open leather top and matching it with leather pants or a leather mini skirt?

Study WWE games for wrestling gameplay, but study games such as Tekken, for story driven elements. Rumble Roses has the sex appeal, but push to make it something that every adult beat em up fan, can enjoy.

Don’t count this one out yet Konami. Rumble Roses is a great game for adult gamers to enjoy, but it can be built on so much more, to bring it to a much greater adult audience.

At Number 4 – Resident Evil 5

Resident Evil is a classic horror game and invented the genre of ‘survival horror’ games. We still remember first hearing about Resident Evil on Gamesmaster (an awesome game show…now just an awesome magazine), where it was reported that the game could get banned in the UK. This of course, made Resident Evil a hit overnight, as it was one the first Playstation games to come under such a threat in the media.

With the success of Resident Evil came a wave of sequels and prequels, all welcomed by us ‘survival horror’ hungry fans. Resident Evil 2 propelled the hype even more, so Resident Evil was to have it’s story seriously expanded and worked upon. It’s even been reported that Resident Evil 2 had to be delayed and remade from the ground up, in order to create a much better story and atmosphere for the player…god bless ya Capcom.

Then, with a huge library of Resident Evil games on store shelves, customers were wondering what would be next for Resident Evil. Capcom then created and delivered an action masterpiece, as Resident Evil 4 was released for the Game Cube (after signing exclusive rights to the Nintendo console). Resident Evil 4 took the story and gameplay to a new level. Faster paced, with more enemies on screen than ever before, Resident Evil suddenly became a frantic bloodbath (even more than it was before), with chainsaw wielding mentalists, ready to separate your head from your neck, around every corner (or which ever body part was more convenient at the time).

Resident Evil 4 was the only game to have promotinal shots, of the main character getting

Resident Evil 4 was the only game to have promotional ads, of the main character getting hacked and sawed to pieces. You just knew you were in for one hell of violent and hectic ride! - Copyright Capcom

Soon after the success of Resident Evil 4, the ‘exclusive rights’ contract with Capcom and Nintendo, had come to an end. Next-Gen consoles had landed and players were pumped to see how Resident Evil would put the horse power of the 360 and PS3 to use.

When the follow up (Resident Evil 5) was released, it focused much more on co-operative play. Fair well to totally relying on the horrid storage boxes (thank god), as now you could rely on your team mate for ‘on the move’ storage.

Backdrops and above character camera angels, gave a superb atmosphere to the original Resident Evil games, but you couldn’t really do anything sexy with the characters, due to perspective and mood that these classic games provided.

When Resident Evil 4 & 5 were released, we suddenly realised that Capcom could bring ‘sexy’ to the survival horror king. Which brings us nicely too:

MAKE IT SEXIER

We first came across Capcom’s ‘naughty side’, when we followed Ashley up a ladder and…er….’accidently’ looked up.

Resident Evil 4 gave us the sexy little Ashley, to look at. Well...kinda...you tried to take a crafty peek...

Resident Evil 4 gave us the sexy little Ashley, to look at. Well...kinda...you tried to take a crafty peek...

Lets try

...but she knew exactly what our plan was. She then quickly closed her legs, squatted down and shouted "hey you pervert!' - Copyright Capcom

Resident Evil 5 gave us another sexy female to play the game through with (Sheva), but this sexy female was no lost and helpless civilian who needed rescuing, she is there with you from the beginning and will help you out every step of the way….basically, Sheva kicks zombie butt!

Complete Resident Evil 5 and you’ll start to be rewarded with cool figures of all character and enemy models in the game, as well as new costumes for Chris and Sheva.

Sheva's 'Clubbin' costume is a tight fitting top, with mini skirt. Nice fit too - Copyright Capcom

Sheva's 'Clubbin' costume is a tight fitting top, with mini skirt. Nice fit too - Copyright Capcom

A better shot of the full 'Clubbin' costume. Many people prefer her 'Tribel' costume, but much prefer this one.

A better shot of the full 'Clubbin' costume. Many people prefer her 'Tribal' costume, but we much prefer this one....probably something to do with the cleavage and skirt - Copyright Capcom

These new costumes were cool, but there simply weren’t enough of them for the female character. Chris had his cool S.T.A.R.S outfit, but we wanted a bit more from Sheva. Yes, we like how the effort was put in, to incorporate the new costumes into TSA’s, but we feel Sheva should deserve a much larger wardrobe to show off her curves right?

If the next Resident Evil game is released with Sheva, another female lead character…or both, Capcom should introduce much more variety with costumes. You could play with different varieties of clubwear outfits, in stretch foil, leather or latex. You could also offer kick-ass outfits, like marine, navy seal or cop uniforms. These costumes would be both sexy and fitting to the female characters nature and surroundings. Sexy and kick-ass are a perfect combination!

The costumes would have to be earned of course. Finishing the game could earn you 2 sexy costumes, but progress on a harder difficulty would earn two more, then more with a further difficulty, then with completion of unlock-able sub games.

Capcom have shown that they like the sex appeal here and there, so we really think they should build on it slightly, to add much more reply value to the game. We hope to see such things in future Resident Evil releases.

At Number 3 – GTA 4

One of the best games ever created. When we first played through this masterpiece, we simply couldn’t believe the effort that went into this sequal. Sandbox gaming was one thing, but GTA 4 was another. Simply calling it a superb sanbox game, just didn’t do it justice. It’s gameplay, story and characters just leaped out at you and burning it through town in an uber sports car, while it pours down with rain during a thunder storm, on your way to meet a friend for a drink at the bar, has never felt so real or rewarding.

Liberty City in Grand Theft Auto 4, has never looked and felt so life-like

Liberty City in Grand Theft Auto 4, has never looked and felt so life-like - Copyright Rockstar

The characters in GTA4 such as Little Jacob, really make the story addictive and Liberty City spring to life - Copyright Rockstar

The characters in GTA4 such as Little Jacob, really make the story addictive as well as make Liberty City, spring to life - Copyright Rockstar

Grand Theft Auto 4 delivered on so many levels. It had the ‘sandbox’ design, with stunning realism, as Liberty City felt alive with people walking down the street on their phones, chatting to each other and reacting to the player. It had a superb cast of characters, each voiced perfectly. The story wasn’t constant, but paced and written well, to pull you in and keep you there throughout.

Add to this, terrific set pieces, such as bank jobs, amazing firefights and hard player story-driven decisions and you understand why so many game critics gave GTA 4 a perfect review. All of this effort and creativity deserved such a score, but Rockstar even treated us to a superb multiplayer as well. Racing, running and gunning around Liberty City…you can’t get any better than that.

I guess what we’re trying to say, is that you would be stupid to suggest improvements for GTA 4 in terms of gameplay, story or character development. Rockstar are one of the hardest working developers in the industry and we can’t wait for GTA 5 or Red Dead Redemption.

But there is a certain aspect of the game we would like to go over…

MAKE IT SEXIER

GTA 4 has one awesome adult themed mini game. It takes place in a certain club, full of certain ladies that offer a certain service. Yes…it’s the strip club. A beautiful place full of fun and magic…a place where everybody knows your name, as well as what fetishes you like…a place where if you forget to hide your weapons (which is kinda easy in a game such as GTA) you get riddled with bullets from the security.

One of the Strip Clubs in GTA 4. Yup...wait for your other half and anyone else to leave the room and then drive to this magical place

One of the Strip Clubs in GTA 4. Yup...wait for your other half and anyone else to leave the room and then drive to this magical place

Once you’ve mastered the art of putting your gun away in GTA, you can enjoy the club that really delivers. You don’t even have to look for a babe, they come right up to you (which can be annoying if you’re after someone in particular).

Once you agree to be whisked away by a lady of your choice, you’re taken to a back room, where you’ll sit on a comfy (probably sticky) couch, where you’ll watch your lady shake her booty, right in front of you. Oh…and you can move the camera around, so you can study her lovely legs, butt, or how hot her thong looks…it’s all in the service.

Now…we’ve established that GTA 4 is an awesome game, so we’re going to stick to something pretty simple for a boost of ‘sexy’ here. I think you know what we’re thinking…all together now…1…2…3… COSTUMES!

Yup Rockstar, the game is ace, the strip clubs are awesome and the stripper dancing and adjustable camera angles, are a blessing. But we want to choose what our stripper babes wear please. It may cost the player more for this service, but it wold be worth it dam it! Throw everything at this idea…every costume you can think of, nurses, maids, schoolgirls, cops, military, waitresses, air hostesses, cheerleaders, leather costumes, latex costumes, dominatrix costumes…EVERYTHING! It’s a strip club and we want it all now!…please.

As well as the idea of paying slightly more for the outfit service, Rockstar could also make batches of themed costumes available once certain missions, or the actual game itself, have been completed. Lets say that you’ve just completed the awesome bank job mission…a ‘naughty service’ collection has just been unlocked at the strip club, including nurse, maid, waitresses and air hostess costumes. If you complete another…a ‘kick-ass’ collection unlocks, including cop, military and dominatrix costumes. Certain unlocks of game completion or mission completion, could even unlock a ‘Naughty Christmas’ themed costume pack.

It’s a strip club and the possibilities are endless. Make it happen Rockstar, we know you love the dark side of gaming, so open up and embrace it some more…there you go.

Check back soon for the top two games!

One Response to “Top 10 ‘Mature Rated Games’ that should be brought back and made EVEN SEXIER! (Part 3)”

  1. Jax says:

    I wonder if any of the Space Sirens games, make an appearance? Mind you, they aint main stream games, so I guess not. Would be cool to see posts or reviews on it though, or games like it.

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