Anna Span and Uniform Behaviour – DVD Review

Although the majority of well known pornstars may be female, males dominated the adult industry, when it came down to actually shooting them. Softcore or hardcore, straight or gay, all porn movies had testicles jangling in the background. It was because of this, that most movies were purely aimed for male satisfaction. Lack of foreplay, dirty talk and intimacy, were all due to male directors, supplying the demand for the male DVD market.

‘Man walks into bar and spots a cute babe. Babe doesn’t want any conversation, foreplay or naughty/fantasy talk (or scenarios) and simply wants to kneel down and suck his cock’

It never took a genius to work out there was a man behind the camera…and thousands watching it on the web or via their DVD players.

One young lady, swore to change the industries view of ‘hardcore porn’. There needed to be movies that catered specifically to a female market…but not via a stereotypically ’softcore’ approach, but with carefully and tastefully shot, hardcore scenes. It was time the industry had it’s very first female adult movie director. This young lady was Anna Span.

Having developed years of experience, editing softcore movies for the UK’s Telivison X – The Fantasy Channel, Anna Span was already prepared to take the adult ‘hardcore porn’ industry, by storm. It was time to give women what they really wanted in an adult film.

Anna Span has released 14 hardcore adult movies to date, all aimed at the female viewer. Not only has Anna managed to become the UK’s first female adult movie director, but Anna has even managed to pass scenes of female ejaculation, through UK adult movie censorship.

We’re sure you’ll all agree, that Anna Span is one ambitious and determined movie director. But at the end of this article, we’re confident that you’ll also agree, that Anna Span is a gifted director, capable of not only making adult movies that are aimed at the female viewer…but movies that can still be enjoyed by males, just as much as any other adult DVD, currently on the shelves.

To prove this, here’s our full review of Anna Span’s – Uniform Behaviour:

Fetish Sex: Uniform/Medical/DP/2 0n 1/Threesome Sex

Review Type: Full DVD         Movie: Uniform Behaviour

Please Note: The adult movie reviewed below, is fully explicit and hardcore. Although we do not show hardcore screenshots of the film being reviewed (for the consideration of some readers) you should be advised, that the movie below is 100% hardcore adult material.

Uniform Behaviour

Scene 1 – A girl’s ‘Medical Volunteer’ Fantasy

This refreshing DVD, kicks off inside a medical centre, where 3 students are having a class meeting with their lecturer. The students are told that a woman will be arriving shortly and that once she does, a thorough examination of her body will be carried out for examination purposes. The students are also told that this examination is as much practical as it is theory and a 3000 word essay, will be required after.

Teoni is the female volunteer for this medical examination. She enters the classroom, changes into a medical overall and lays flat across the bed, ready for the lecture to begin. The lecturer puts on gloves and lubricates his hands, as he then calls over his students, to take a closer look at what he’s about to demonstrate.

The opening scene cleverly blends a female fantasy, with a light educational touch, for male viewers. The lecturer will teach his students (as well as you) basic and advanced oral sex techniques, to perform on a woman, using your fingers, tongue and sex toys (including anal play). You’ll even get a demonstration on how to place and use a female condom, which is all great advice to take to the bedroom with your partner.

Once our oral demonstrations and contraceptive demonstrations are out of the way, our lecture gets a bit greedy and and starts to pleasure Teoni with his own tool. You may think they’d all jump on her, like some kind of gangbang scene, but this is a females take on hardcore porn, so Anna Span instead, makes the students take turns to pleasure Teoni. BUT…don’t think that all scenes avoid such graphics sexual scenarios, though. Anna Span will still surprise you a few scenes in…trust us.

Once the students have taken in (and given) enough to write out their essay, it’s time to clean up, get dressed and head home for some reminiscence and note taking.

Scene 2 – A girl’s ‘Fireman’ Fantasy

This popular female fantasy, begins with a pretty blond woman finding herself helplessly stuck, up a tree. Her friend calls the fire fighters out, so our woman in distress, suddenly turns into a ‘woman on a mission’. One thing you will notice about Anna Span’s films, is the acting. It seems very ‘fly on the wall’ and even improvised at times. This is actually a refreshing take on the “adult film”, because so many films try to force professional scripts, on inexperienced actors, resulting in terrible line delivery and at times, totally ruining a fantasy/role-play scenario. The acting and delivery, work in Uniform Behaviour and help make every fantasy, believable and successful in it’s aim to create the perfect ‘female fantasy’.

As soon as the lads get the pretty lady down, we now see the fantasy in motion. As the fire fighters give the ladies their jackets, you can already tell these babes will be spreading the news on Facebook, tomorrow (well, maybe not as graphic). We did laugh at one of the firefighters chat up lines, though. “So where’s ya mum and dad” one of them nervously belts out. Err…we’re pretty sure that if you said that to a women who looks at least 19…the only ass you’d be getting, is the site of it storming off…surely! Hey, this is the world of porn, so I guess we’ll let that slip.

Two firefighters now stay behind and keep the girls company. Again, the ‘fly on the wall’ filming, really makes a believable scene, as both sides want some fun, but neither really knows how to ask for it. After some light conversation and a bit of balls…they’re all smooching on the grass, with a bit of oral action for the girls. Now it’s time to introduce them to their biggest assets…their fire truck!

After the lucky firefighters receive some nice oral pleasure, it’s time to put the fire truck, to the ultimate test. Can you or can’t you, get your leg over in a fire engine?

At least a fire engine’s suspension can take that amount of people, getting jiggy all at once. This horny bunch keep at it, with the babes riding them on the back seats, taking it over the front seats and then helping them reach climax (where it’s all about the women, for once). This is because all porn will have the male dominate at climax. He’ll guide her to her knees or grasp her hair, to cum on her face, but it’s never really something the female was ever in control of…until now. Yep, if you’ve been waiting to see jizz on cute faces, you’re watching the wrong movie here…but it’s not off putting at all (from a males perspective). It actually makes a refreshing change, because we’re usually forced to see “cum on the face” so much…we never really desire, to see any other form of climax.

The babes in this scene, let the guys shoot naturally. One lets the guy softly shoot over his own cock, to then begin licking it off. The other, lets the guy shoot all over his stomach, where she then leans forward to clean up with her tongue. It refreshingly erotic, because it’s THEIR decision to do it. They’re not forced to do it, they want to in the heat of the moment…to pleasure and to have fun. That’s what makes it really hot. Other directors should really think about that. There is so much more you can do with ‘the climax’ and it’s about time it was explored some more.

Scene 3 – A girl’s ‘police duo’ fantasy

This scene begins with a sexy blond, relaxing in the bath. She suddenly hears loud and suspicious noises, so she immediately jumps out of the bath, to inspect what’s going on. The scene now jumps to two police officers, who have been called to the very same house. It’s now clear that there was a break in and several items belonging to the young women, were taking during the robbery.

When the police get to the house, the blond is still in her robe, pretty fresh from having jumped straight out of the bath and to the phone. Her lace clothing, beneath her robe is quite revealing, as she seductively stands before the officers, and explains the situation.

Our sexy blond now sits down at the table with the officers, as more details about the missing items, are taken down. Again, you appreciate more of the ‘fly on the wall’ filming, with this scene, as the relaxed and realistic acting, helps make the incident more believable, as well as the actual police characters themselves.

An innocent offering of tea, is what turns this innocent legal reporting, into an incredibly hot double penetration scene (we told you Anna Span wouldn’t hold it back for too long). “and how do you like to be sucked off” the horny blond asks, immediately after asking how the officers take their tea. Our robbery report now turns into a lustful conversation, about how a woman can give the perfect BJ and how a man can give great face. Obviously this just leads to the generous blond, kneeling down and demonstrating ‘good head’.

Now it’s only fair that she receives the same. Female viewers will love some of the oral positions the officers give the horny blond, as positions include an officer laying on the ground beneath her, as she still gives head to the officer on the chair, followed by her sitting on the chair and giving head, will another officer kneels and returns the favour.

The suggestion is made that they should now find somewhere more comfortable, so the three head to the bedroom, where some seriously hot, double action takes place! To warm up, the blond rides an officer on the bed, while the other officer stands directly in front of the young woman’s head, in order to receive a gorgeous, groaning BJ. Anna Span has selected positions which are more comfortable for a woman to enjoy a threesome, rather than her squatting on a cock, reverse cowgirl style, to then try and suck from the side. It’s all about the female in Uniform Behaviour and it’s thought about and executed, superbly.

“well, I’ve got the front covered, so why don’t you take the back” the officer receiving a hot ride, suggests. Our horny blond, simply makes a sizzling reply of “OH YEAAHHHHH!”. Once this horny blond has both her doors ‘fully covered’ and penetrated, you realise that this DP scene, offers something that many other double penetrations scenes, now lack.

A hot babe getting double penetrated is super hot, in our books, but it’s not only the DP positions and imaginative camera angles that make the DP…it’s the imagination of the characters minds, that truly make it hot. By this, we mean how the officers talk to the blond babe, while double penetrating her. “Ahhh yeah, getting fucked by two cops, one in the front and one in the back” is what kind of hot talk we’re on about. It plays on the fantasy of the female character (and female viewers), but at the same time, creates a super erotic and lustful scenario, for male viewers, as the the blond loves every minute of the fantasy being not only performed, but described to her. It makes a truly memorable DP scene, that shouldn’t be missed.

Download a small sample clip of this amazing DP! (please be advised that this clip is Hardcore)

Even after the DP has finished and the officer on top, has shot his load over the blonds back, the scene still offers unique fetishes. We went over why Anna Span moves away from the facial cumshot, creating more imaginative fetishes. So when this horny blond continues to ride the remaining officer, while cum is slowly running down her back and down and around her ass cheek…well…you’ll see exactly what we and Anna Span, mean. Open your mind a little more…and you’ll enjoy a WHOLE LOT MORE!

Scene 4 – A girl’s ‘Helpless Patient’ Fantasy

Although Uniform Behaviour is a film created and aimed at the female viewer, we actually think that us males have been missing out! Scene 3 consists of an incredible DP what would excite any male viewer, but our next scene has what it takes to become a truly great medical/nurse fetish scene. Pick up any adult ‘Nurse Fetish’ DVD today and you’ll get the same old dipsy nurse, pulling down her patients trousers, to then let the male patient (who is meant to be hurt and helpless) take full control of the sexual scenario. This however, is a great fetish scene, where the nurses are not only hot, big breasted and good at their line delivery, but play the “dominant role” in this ‘nurse and patient’ fantasy…and it’s about freakin’ time!

Our scene begins with a patient who has just undergone major surgery, within his rectal passage (poor fellow). Two lovely nurses enter, but it’s clear from the very start, that these nurses won’t take any negative attitude, or failure to corporate with their important hygiene procedures.

The patient simply wants to be left alone and wishes to clean himself, as well. The nurses refuse his request and insist he needs to be thoroughly cleaned by them. With that, they strip him, remove his glasses (so he can’t see what’s going on) and scrub every inch of him, with soap. Our nurses also carry out “extra procedures” for patience who don’t fully corporate…they call it a form of punishment…we however, call it one of the most erotic medical scenes, we’ve seen in a while:

You’ll notice immediately, that this isn’t your average ‘guy and hot nurse’ scene. This guy wants nothing to do with whats going on. He’s married, has seriously bad pains (where no man should ever have them) so the last thing on his mind, is two lustful nurses. They on the other hand, couldn’t give a shit and even use their huge tits to scrub his face and cock…at the same time!

One nurse scrubs his face with her huge rack, while the other scrubs up and down his cock. Very professional these nurses, eh?

We absolutely love this medical fetish scene. It’s great to see a scene that stays faithful to it’s ‘nurse and patient’ scenario, while superbly expanding on it’s erotic fantasy. The nurses will not only force this guy into every sexual position, but they’ll talk amongst themselves about going out that weekend and about other doctors in the ward, while giving their patient a hot blow, or while bouncing on his cock. It really is a unique and well crafted scene. The acting is of a very good standard for an adult film and easily the best on this DVD.

Ever wanted to see a medical/nurse fantasy, that actually stays true to it’s fantasy? You’ll want to watch this scene again and again, trust us. One other hot moment for us, was listening to the nurses having a conversation about clubbing, but while one was speaking, the other was groaning her answers while the patients cock, was buried in her cheeks…amazing!

Scene 5 – A girl’s ‘Army Uniform’ Fantasy

We begin this scene following an army training exercise. Two soldiers are being monitored for performance, as they try and track down and evacuate a team member, from a multi story building. The two soldiers take to the stairs, checking each opening as they eventually make their way to the buildings roof. They find their team mate…but while one of them tend to the wounded soldier, the other finds something else…

Ahhh, a bit of sizzling lesbian action, in the British sunshine…well…before it rains, anyway.

British star Alicia Rhodes, is enjoying a horny tit suck, as our soldiers storm up to the top of the very same building and report the situation, to their commanding officer. Surprisingly upset with what’s going on, the commanding officer storms off to report the situation and leaves the two soldiers to keep an eye on the babes, before they’re ordered to escort them from the training site. The two soldiers escort them…but this has nothing to do with orders…

When the girls lead the soldiers into their quite little hide-out, things start to get warmed up. Close attention is also paid to how the soldiers do this, as Anna Span focuses on the advanced foreplay techniques, carried out by the soldiers. You’ll see them using their fingers to penetrate their pussies and ass holes, at the same time, with a little tongue-on-clit action, to really drive the girls wild. We also like how the tables have turned, during this scene, as instead of the guy getting his cock sucked and barking out sexy and dominating dirty talk, you have the women doing it to the guys, instead. A nice and sexy twist, by Anna Span.

After the babes are wet from some hot foreplay techniques, it’s time for some awesome blowjobs! Theses girls can seriously suck a cock! To us, it takes more than a lick and suck, to perform a great blowjob and these babes do it fantastically! They suck nice and deep and groan while they do it, creating some very memorable BJ scenes, even for porn viewers who don’t even favour oral sex that much…it’s that good!

Adding to an incredibly hot oral scene, is Alicia bending over and expertly devouring a cock, while being licked out. We love how you can hear her sucking and slurping with every head thrust. A great asset to every good blow!

Oral is an outstanding part of this scene, but the sex positions ain’t bad either. Alicia’s friend, bounces on her soldier perfectly, giving the lucky guy the ride of his life. Alicia also loves getting her boobs sucked and fondled, while she takes it from behind.

An excellent scene to end with, as it plays superbly to a female fantasy (with the foreplay techniques and female dominance), while still delivering fantastic blowjobs and 2-on-1 sex scenes, that will make any male viewer, grab the tissues in delight.

The Fetish Sex Blog on Anna Span’s Uniform Behaviour

Females who enjoy adventurous sex, have always been neglected in the hardcore adult movie world. Finally, Anna Span has produced an excellent example of a movie that can cater for both the hardcore loving male and female viewer. The scenes are superbly designed and put together, to give the the females more dominance and attention, but Anna’s take on some regular appearing sex positions, actually outdo male targeted, hardcore adult movies (DP in scene 3, Medical/Nurse Fetish in scene 4 and oral sex in scene 5).

Although we’d have liked to have seen more ‘fetish fantasy’ with the costumes used (latex, pvc etc.) Uniform Behaviour still contains one of the best medical fetish scenes, we’ve ever seen. Anna Span has not only achieved what she set out to do, but has crafted it in such a cleaver way, her work can be enjoyed by both female and male hardcore viewers.

The Fetish Sex Blog gives Anna Span’s Uniform Behaviour:

BUY IT FOR: A refreshing female take on what hardcore porn should offer – An incredible and unique DP sex scene – One of the hottest medical/nurse fetish scenes, we’ve seen in a long time (and we’ve seen a lot!).

CONSIDER: Costumes are replicas of their related profession, not fetish themed “over-the-top’ designs.

Purchasing Anna Span’s Uniform Behaviour:

You can purchase this refreshing and imaginative adult movie, by heading over to Anna Span’s official website. There, you can even purchase and download all Anna Span’s movies, scene by scene!

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We’ll be bringing you more on Anna Span and her adult movie talent, real soon.