BoneCraft Uncensored Steam Review

BoneCraft is the latest adult only PC adventure game from D-Dub (creators of the daring and amazing BoneTown). The player will see themselves in the stained and sticky boxer shorts of Captain Fort Worth, a sexually frustrated, hard-ass space marine, who is sick of bangin’ the CPU out of his personal sex bot (although refereeing to her as a ‘cock-sucking microwave’, he’ll still kill anyone – or anything, that tries to bone her!).

After crash-landing on an alien planet, Captain Fort Worth has his sex-drive locked on news of nearby females… and he’ll do anything to get some non-artificial pussy! Sit back and enjoy our fully uncensored BoneCraft Steam review.

BoneCraft’s Combat

Fort Worth’s offensive skills revolve around clicking the left and right mouse buttons, delivering basic combinations of fast and heavy attacks. The Q button will allow you to pickup any hand-held weapon you see on the battlefield (you can also simply run over money and ammo that enemies drop, but more on that later). The E button is the players power/damage boost and will allow Fort…to snort. Yup, you knew it was coming and there it is! Captain Fort can pucker-up and snort gun-powder to pretty much hulk-the-fuck-out and enable a power shield, reducing damage (costing you one ammo round per snort). The player can also use testosterone (indicated by a small, blue canister to the top right of the screen and replenished by killing enemies and having sex) to lay-down a quick shock attack, temporarily stunning enemies, while boosting your health meter. The Tab key enables this and you’ll be using that a lot in later stages.

BoneCraft may give the option for Fort to fight bare-knuckle (with LC and RC producing a small number of basic combo’s) but to be honest, you’ll spend the majority of BoneCraft smashing skulls with two-handed melee weapons, while quickly drawing your firearms for some devastating finishers/crowd-control.

One particular part of the combat we found most satisfying, was the way in which Fort can easily and smoothly transition from hand-held melee weapon, to long/short-range firearm. Fort’s ability to easily slice with a sword, while instantaneously clearing a path with a shotgun, makes for some satisfying combat in earlier stages (and just a nudge of the mouse can easily turn and point Fort in the direction of new danger).

How BoneCraft adds RPG elements to combat and sex

First impressions given from the games name (and logo) offer no surprise that BoneCraft adds a light RPG structure to the ‘AO’ formula. Money picked-up from fallen enemies can be cashed-in for new weapons (knives, swords axes, grenades, shotguns and flamethrowers, to name just a few). Captain Fort can then not only upgrade each weapons power, but his sexual knowledge as well! Yup, D-Dub are on to something quite exciting here, as you can now purchase new and exciting sex positions! Want to fuck her nice and deep up the ass, while she props herself against a wall? Get saving and speak to your personal sexbot to unlock it!

Guns ‘n sex are the first upgrades you’ll seek-out, but just before heading into the next delightful concoction of violence and hard sex, you’ll be presented with a squad load-out menu. Captain Fort can now upgrade the damage his teammates can inflict and even swap them out for more experienced (and better damage-inflicting) squad mates. Captain Fort Wort’s horny bros in-arms can even have their voices changed to suit your mood and if you’re a fan (like us) of just about every major mid to late 80’s action and Sc-Fi flick, prepare for your ears to be taken down memory lane, while you slash, blast and ejaculate across the galaxy!

Yes, Captain Fort has a personal Sexbot!

Yup and not only is she pretty much always available for a quick suck ‘n fuck to boost your health and testosterone mid-battle, she’s easily BoneCraft’s main highlight.

Once Sexbot has guided you through the games combat tutorial, she’ll reward you with by saying ‘Testicular bio-scan has detected low testosterone levels. Fucking me would be highly advisable’. Once Fort excepts, Sexbot continues with ‘Executing program dick suck’.

Expect a lot more arousing comments and funny banter between Sexbot and Fort. The beauty about this sexy, cyber side-kick is that you can pretty much bone her whenever you like (before a mission, during a mission and even mid-battle!).

Now, we won’t spoil everything about Sexbot, but we will mention how damn hot she is during one of the first missions:

Captain Fort and his squad crash-land on an Orc planet, only to find themselves fending-off a horny Orc hoard, who just want to get up to their nuts in your sexbots motherboard! Once an Orc gets too close, you’ll have a limited amount of time to smack (or blast) them out of the way, or Sexbot will give-in to their desires (after all… it’s what she’s programmed to do!). Once this happens, the comments Sexbot will make, will easily grab your attention! Examples of these are ”Local species has engaged in intercourse with me…and I love it!’ and ‘Penetration of my artificial vagina by a foreign tissue, is currently in progress’.

While your main objective is to protect her from the Orc’s, you can’t help but ‘accidentally’ lose track of her now and again, just sitting back and watching her take some hard, green dick! (and it’s never game-over if she does, it will just knock your Orc objective kill-count back by 10…so you can continue ‘accidentally’ watching her pleasure Orcs in a hot variety of ways!).

Sex in BoneCraft

Just like combat, this is pretty much the make-or-break for BoneCraft. While the sex itself hasn’t undergone any major changes in terms of interactivity, the new engine certainly helps the provocative tone of such mini-games. Sex will still see the use of the W and E keys to control speed and the S and D keys to control power. The mouse is used to control the camera angles (RC and mouse movement), while LC performs sexual actions (e.g. a hot ass spank while she rides your cock!). The Tab key changes sex positions and the R key will have the Captain Fort lay-down some dirty talk!

Sex during missions is essential on later stages (due to the abrupt jump in difficulty) but don’t worry, you’ll only need to pick your times during the initiation (while Captain Fort convinces whoever it is, to put-out for him). Once sex is underway, enemies can’t knock you out of such animations, but note that sometimes the AI may want to stand around, watch and wait until you’ve finished fucking, to then try and slap you while your dicks barely back in your pants!

Sex positions are still super-hot and animated really well, allowing excellent control of the camera around the action. First person views can suffer slightly with camera positioning (RC to junp to this at any time), but the angle variations make up for this. While spit-roasts and DP’s are still missing from D-Dubs ‘Adult Only’ fantasy universe, Cowgirl, Doggy and Piledriver positions make a much welcomed return (with some other surprise positions/scenarios, later in the game). The Sex Store will also allow you to purchase hot foreplay positions, allowing you to pleasure the babes with his hands, a dildo…or simply have you sit back and watch the babes pleasure themselves!

BoneCraft (Steam Adult Only release) – The Verdict

BoneCraft attempts to bring together our two favourite things – sex and RPG’s, but while the light weapon and sex position upgrades fall into this genre, D-Dub have stripped away the freedom, mission-to-mission plot points and the fantasy island that made BoneTown so hard to put down. However, BoneCraft’s vocal talent, your amazing sexbot side-kick and hot and well animated sex, still make BoneCraft an enjoyable ‘Adult Only’ experience (especially now BoneCraft can be purchased on Steam with a discount from 55% to 70% off it’s original price tag).

D-Dub have also confirmed that they’re hard at work on remastering the original BoneTown for Steam. If D-Dub can get your support from BoneCraft Steam purchases, we could easily see the best of BoneCraft make it over to create the ultimate BoneTown remaster!

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